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TypeSalad

Serves4 people

DateSeptember 25, 2026

A salad as an inflatable figure: Trump with Lula in hand, sharp and exciting on your plate.

This salad depicts the iconic Trump balloon holding the Lula doll: a tower of yellow bell pepper (Trump balloon body) with a cherry tomato (Lula doll) in its hand, on a spicy Brazilian-American salad bed. Sharp, tangy, and with a nod to the election tension.

Ingredients

  • 2 yellow bell peppers
  • 1 red bell pepper
  • 1 cucumber
  • 2 red onions
  • 200 g cherry tomatoes (red/yellow mix)
  • 100 g arugula
  • 1 lime
  • 1 red chili pepper
  • 4 tbsp olive oil
  • 2 tbsp white wine vinegar
  • 1 tsp honey
  • 1 tsp mustard
  • 100 g feta cheese
  • salt and pepper

Method

  1. Cut the yellow bell peppers each lengthwise in half, remove seeds. These are the 'balloons'.
  2. Cut 1 red bell pepper into wide strips for the base and the 'hand'.
  3. Slice the cucumber into long strips, red onion into thin half rings.
  4. Halve 8 cherry tomatoes, keep 4 whole yellow or red ones aside for the 'Lula doll'.
  5. Make a dressing from lime juice, olive oil, white wine vinegar, honey, mustard, finely chopped red chili, salt, and pepper.
  6. Mix arugula, cucumber, red onion, halved tomatoes, and feta with the dressing. Place as a base on a large platter.
  7. Place a half yellow bell pepper upright on each plate as the 'Trump balloon body'. Stick a wide red bell pepper strip as an 'arm' diagonally upward, put a whole cherry tomato on it as the 'Lula doll'.
  8. Arrange the rest of the salad playfully around for the 'audience'.

Serving notes

  • Serve on large plates so the figure remains visible.
  • Add extra lime wedges for more tang.
  • Let guests pick the 'Lula doll' themselves for extra tension.