Datacenter Double Game
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TypeSalad
Serves4 people
DateNovember 12, 2026
A rectangular salad as a server rack: neat on the outside, sharp on the inside.
A neat, rectangular salad mimicking a server rack, layered with cucumber, avocado, and chicken. Clean and organized outside, with a spicy wasabi dressing inside: neat outside, a sting inside. Refers to the Nvidia AI datacenter scandal and secret chip data.
Ingredients
- 2 cucumbers
- 2 avocados
- 400 g smoked chicken breast
- 100 g lamb's lettuce
- 2 spring onions
- 1 lime
- 3 tbsp mayonnaise
- 1 tbsp wasabi paste
- 1 tbsp soy sauce
- salt and pepper to taste
Method
- Slice the cucumbers into long thin strips with a cheese slicer.
- Slice the avocados thinly.
- Slice the chicken breast into thin rectangular pieces.
- Mix mayonnaise, wasabi paste, soy sauce, and lime juice for a dressing. Season with salt and pepper.
- On a large rectangular platter, lay a base of lamb's lettuce.
- Build the server rack: alternate strips of cucumber, avocado, and chicken in neat rows, creating a rectangular, 'technical' pattern.
- Drizzle thin lines of wasabi dressing between the layers as internal 'cables'.
- Finely slice the spring onions and sprinkle as 'LED lights' on top.
- Serve immediately.
Serving notes
- Serve on a square or rectangular platter for the server rack effect.
- Let everyone scoop out a 'module'.