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Hormuz Blockade on a Plate

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TypeStarter

Serves4 people

DateSeptember 26, 2026

Cargo ships block the Strait of Hormuz: sardines in a row, sharp and sour, with harissa oil as a tense border.

A sharp-sour starter of marinated sardines lined up like cargo ships blocking the Strait of Hormuz. Red onion, pickle, and lemon evoke tension, with a streak of harissa oil as a threatening border. The blockade silhouette is unmistakable.

Ingredients

  • 12 fresh sardines, cleaned
  • 2 red onions, thinly sliced
  • 4 pickles, halved lengthwise
  • 1 lemon, thinly sliced
  • 2 tbsp white wine vinegar
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 tbsp harissa
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • fresh coriander, roughly chopped

Method

  1. Mix the red onion with vinegar and let sit for 15 minutes.
  2. Slice the pickles lengthwise and the lemon into thin slices.
  3. Mix olive oil with harissa to make a red oil.
  4. On each plate, place three sardines tightly in a row, like ships in a narrow passage.
  5. Alternate halved pickles and lemon slices between the sardines as cargo.
  6. Spread the marinated onion over the sardines.
  7. Draw a straight line of harissa oil across the 'ships' as a blockade.
  8. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, and fresh coriander.

Serving notes

  • Serve on a long rectangular plate for the strait effect.
  • Stand the sardines close together for a clear blockade image.
  • Let the harissa oil form a sharp line across the arrangement.