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Sunday 16 August 2026

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Moscow Masquerade

Based on:

The Syrian former dictator Bashar al-Assad was sentenced to death in absentia this week for war crimes and crimes against humanity. In Syria, the verdict was welcomed by many people, but the chance…

TypeStarter

DateAugust 16, 2026

Proper pastry with a scandalous filling, neatly wrapped but stings inside.

A proper Russian-Syrian pastry: puff pastry filled with creamy spinach and feta, finished with a thin beetroot layer for scandalous gloss. Polished outside, spicy inside. A nod to the double life of luxury and the sharp undertone of the news.

Ingredients

  • 1 sheet fresh puff pastry
  • 200 g fresh spinach
  • 100 g feta cheese
  • 1 small cooked beetroot
  • 1 shallot
  • 1 garlic clove
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • salt and pepper

Method

  1. Preheat the oven to 200°C.
  2. Finely chop the shallot and sauté with the garlic in olive oil.
  3. Add the spinach and cook until wilted. Drain and chop finely.
  4. Mix the spinach with crumbled feta, salt, and pepper.
  5. Cut the puff pastry into squares. Place a spoonful of filling in the center, fold over, and seal the edges.
  6. Slice the beetroot thinly and place a slice on each parcel as a 'mask'.
  7. Brush with beaten egg.
  8. Bake for 20 minutes until golden brown.

Serving notes

  • Serve on a white plate with a single drop of beet juice for the scandal effect.
  • Add a shot of cold vodka for the Moscow touch.