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Solar Farm Downfall

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TypeDessert

Serves4 people

DateSeptember 17, 2026

Thin fruit slices as skewed solar cells, with coconut crumble as crumbling solar park.

A minimalist dessert of thin mango and kiwi slices, lined up like solar cells on a white plate. The rows collapse halfway, with coconut crumble scattered like fallen parts, referencing the failing German solar farms from the news.

Ingredients

  • 2 ripe mangoes
  • 3 kiwis
  • 40 g shredded coconut
  • 40 g oats
  • 1 tbsp sunflower oil
  • 1 tbsp honey
  • 1 lemon
  • 4 tbsp low-fat quark

Method

  1. Preheat the oven to 180°C.
  2. Mix shredded coconut, oats, sunflower oil, and honey into a crumbly mixture.
  3. Spread on baking paper and bake for 8 minutes until lightly browned. Let cool.
  4. Peel the mangoes and kiwis. Slice into thin, rectangular pieces about 0.5 cm thick.
  5. Juice the lemon and sprinkle some over the fruit to prevent browning.
  6. Take a large white plate. Spread a stripe of quark in the center as a base.
  7. Arrange the mango and kiwi slices in three neat rows as solar cells. Let the last row collapse by laying the slices askew and loose.
  8. Sprinkle the coconut crumble near the collapsed side, as broken-off parts.

Serving notes

  • Serve with empty space on the plate for extra austerity.
  • Keep the skewed cells visible as a nod to the bankrupt solar park.