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The Dismissed Microphone Soup

Based on:

TypeSoup

Serves4 people

DateSeptember 5, 2026

Microphone in soup form: neat on the outside, a jab on the inside.

Clear broth with a halved hard-boiled egg on a carrot ‘stand’, mimicking a microphone at the bowl’s edge. Clean exterior, but the cut yolk reveals a sharp core—just like the Bartiromo Fox News scandal.

Ingredients

  • 2 liters chicken broth
  • 3 large carrots
  • 4 eggs
  • 2 celery stalks
  • 1 leek
  • 1 onion
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1 tablespoon oil
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • fresh parsley, for garnish

Method

  1. Bring the chicken broth to a boil in a large pot.
  2. Roughly chop 2 carrots, celery, leek, and onion. Add to the broth with bay leaf and garlic. Simmer for 30 minutes.
  3. Meanwhile, hard-boil the eggs (10 minutes), cool and peel them.
  4. Cut the remaining carrot into 4 equal pieces and slice a thin base off each so they stand as ‘microphone stands’.
  5. Halve the eggs. Place cut side up.
  6. Strain the broth and season with salt and pepper.
  7. On each plate, place a carrot piece at the edge, top with a halved egg as a microphone. Ladle broth around it.
  8. Garnish with chopped parsley.

Serving notes

  • Serve with crusty bread for an extra sharp bite.
  • Sprinkle extra parsley over the egg for a ‘newsworthy’ effect.